My French is just Shocking
The FA cup final is a great British tradition, like a one shot
tennis rally or stitching up the Irish.
This year, the top two teams in the country will go head
to head in the greatest exhibition since Lady Godiva
whipped out her milk dispensers in a brave bid to flee
Coventry on the back of one on the Van Nistelrooy clan.
Most bookmakers are treating this years showpiece as
a 'Wolverhampton brother and sister match', they just
can't separate them.
For my money, Manchester United have a definite edge.
The Red Devils have looked hotter than a vindaloo-eating,
three sweater-wearing, fever-riddled Anna Kournikova all
season long; the 10/11 for United to lift the trophy is
practically unmissable.
I refuse to shy away from the difficult questions. Why is it
that Jose Mourinho can be arrested for harbouring a
potentially dangerous dog, yet Lenny Henry roams the
streets with impunity? There is no greater lover of dogs
than Mourinho, with the possible exception of Park Ji-Sung.
I find the 9/5 for a Manchester United win in 90 minutes
completely barking.
Chelsea will have their supporters at 9/5, but the vibes
emanating from the Bridge are far from positive.
Uncertainty surrounds the future of Lampard, and John
Terry's contract talks break down more often than my
old escort. I sometimes wish that Wayne Rooney had
never given me her number.
Rooney, Ronaldo and Giggs are all match-winners on their
day, but Paul Scholes holds the key to a United victory.
Gattuso recently suggested that Scholes likes to take his
little matter into his own hands; in fairness to Gattuso, it
was an educated guess from the ginger evidence. The
14/1 for a Scholes opener is my best attempt at finding
value in the first goalscorer market.
Chelsea's injury crisis may well be a blessing in disguise.
As Carvalho knows only too well, Wayne Rooney has
previous for walking all over a Ballack. Correct score
betting is always a tough nut to crack; I'll take a small
interest in a 3-1 win for Man U at 25/1.
Gary Neville looks likely to miss the match, so referee
Steve Bennett may well be the busiest person on the pitch.
Bennett once sent off Tim Cahill for lifting his shirt when
celebrating a goal, Ashley Cole is said to be seething with
the appointment. This match will be fiery; backing a red
card to be shown may pay dividends at 3/1.
The new Wembley may well be pleasing top the eye, but
their prices are an absolute disgrace. Cheeseburgers are
£5 and a hot dog is £4; maybe Ashley was right all along.
Bookies are offering odds on the first player to be carded;
Ashley Cole is worth a small punt at 14/1.
The Scottish Premier league is not so different from its
English counterpart, apart from the blood alcohol level of
the supporters. The in form Hearts have peaked at the
business end of the season; they look a great punt at even
money to see off Kilmarnock.
I've promised the wife a curry if the weekend accer obliges,
as long as she sits opposite Chris Tarrant. Manchester
United, Hearts, Rangers and Real Madrid are the selections,
the payout is a spicy 22/1.Labels: Betting, FA Cup, FA Cup Final, Football, Soccer
Posted by football-betting.co.uk @ 4:21 PM
 
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